While Russians run White House, USA deports Latinos from homes

We see Pres DT exit plane with Melania at his side and say, “What reports?” Reporter says, “The 35 page dossier with numerous sources about your connections to Russia during election,” and Trump shrugs, saying, “I haven't seen any reports.”
I scream at my screen, “Ask Melania, she speaks Russian.” 

Doesn't anyone else see she's probably the agent who, 1, snared him, 2, turned him from a progressive liberal to the nazi he is today, and 3, now controls what he reads and sees while Colonel Whoever runs the presidency?
Sigh. I'm high on a mountain as safe as possible right now