Short Fiction by Kay Ebeling
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I saw them across the street,
one of the few times I opened my curtains.
The noise my neighbors
make all day long suddenly came to a stop.
So I turned my own volume down and heard the familiar sound of law
enforcement outside, voices over a police radio. Only this time the voices were speaking Russian.
Through the curtain I could
see shiny new black vehicles and guys who looked beefy and trained
pacing, patrolling a parameter.
My neighbors in the courtyard were startled, standing with beer can in
one hand, cigarette in the other, wavering on their feet, mouth opened gaping, grateful
to see that this arrival of The Man had nothing to do with them.
The Man was coming for
me, the “retired reporter” in apartment nine who hardly
talks to anyone, just exits and vacates the building as fast as possible when she
goes out.
One of the FBI-looking guys was soon at my front door knocking with the kind of authority that made you
jump and answer without delay.
Two of them entered and
spoke to me in Russian accents, a third guy was American, and I mean he looked
very American, blond beefy straight arrow military veteran American.
“I'm seventy years old,”
were the first words out of my mouth pleading with them to go easy on me, even though my seventieth birthday isn’t for a few
more months.
“Don’t worry,” said the blond Russian with a glint in his eye, and I was immediately relieved, knew he was telling the truth when
he said, “We aren't going to hurt you. Take
a half hour and pack a few suitcases, everything you'll need. You're not coming back.”
“What about the rest of
my stuff?” I asked pointing to mostly boxes of books I’d accumulated over the years.
He was placing my
laptops into protective cases: “A
crew will pack the rest and ship it to you. You will have it in a few weeks.”
“Weeks? Where am I going?”
“Moscow,” he
smiled. “Please start packing.”
Lucky for me, since
Trump got elected President, I've had suitcases and clothes ready to go, because I've sensed
there might come a time when I’d need to get out in a hurry, even made exit
plans, but none that involved riding away in a limousine.
“Why me?” I wondered
out loud.
The blond who
looked disarmingly like my daughter's Russian father so had that edge he needed to get close
to me got real close to me and whispered.
“I will tell you this
and then you must not repeat it ever again.”
My heart was going a
mile a minute as he continued.
“Vladimir Putin reads your blog,” he said, and I got real worried. Because I haven't exactly been
complimentary to the Russians as they have seemed to take over the USA and I
really haven't been nice to Trump on my little blog. But he continued:
“Not the web page you call
‘Pundit’ but the other one, about the Catholic priests who were pedophiles.”
I was quizzical,
stopped shoving the contents of my closet into a backpack and stared at him. He continued.
“Vladimir Putin was
molested by a Catholic priest, Russian Orthodox, when he was a boy,” the guy
continued in a casual tone. eyes averting for a moment. “He found the things you wrote back in 2007, 2010
and he has great respect for you, that from a studio apartment in L.A., you were able to help expose these black collar criminals, with a blog.”
“Oh,” I said and for just a second felt that old awful feeling. “I really
never wanted to talk about that subject again. I mean I moved to Tahoe to
pretend the whole thing never happened.”
“Still, Mr. Putin feels he can use your skills, based on your blog. He also feels his experience
with a priest as a boy had a great effect on him," He stopped and became very serious to say, "but he never discusses what happened with the priest."
He got very close to me and continued.
"In fact, he has told me to tell you this one time, and then once I have told you, tell you to never repeat it or even mention it again.”
He got very close to me and continued.
"In fact, he has told me to tell you this one time, and then once I have told you, tell you to never repeat it or even mention it again.”
I nodded, “Like I said,
I really never wanted to write about pedophile priests again.”
He nodded and with a
firm arm on my back, almost lifted me towards the front door.
"We have a job for you,”
said the Russian guy who weirdly no longer looked like my ex. “You're going to work on our troll
farm in St. Petersburg,” he said grabbing the rest of the suitcases and pushing
them out the door.
I often daydreamed about
the day I’d finally get out of my slummy apartment where as a little old lady
with a small pension I'm forced to live among criminals and deadbeats whose hollering
begins around 9 AM and continues into the day, getting louder and more chaotic
as the sun crosses the sky so when I'm home I have to have my own loud music
playing to drown them out.
As we pulled away in a limousine that had its own wi-fi bathroom and kitchen, I looked back at
my neighbors. Natalie, who seemed to keep the nonstop
party going, stood watching us pull away with her back hunched, gray hair stringing beside her crusted
face, tongue lapping inadvertently from her lips, as always.
The American guy said to
me, “They won’t be around much longer.
Trust me, you will be glad we came to get you.”
And I wondered.
*By Kay Ebeling
Producer of City of Angels Blog
not just L.A., the city of angels is everywhere
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