"Winter storm Fern continues to wreak havoc on much of the United States. Hundreds of thousands of Americans are without power right now. Yesterday more than 10,000 flights were canceled or delayed; American Airlines said this has been the most disruptive storm in their 100-year history. And Spirit Airlines announced for a limited time they will provide free blankets to passengers who are seated on the wings of their plane In Boston they got almost two feet of snow which resulted in this hostile standoff between man and plow" 3.15 [funny footage] [Transcript grabbed by Google voice typing]
8.2 Students who get snow days will be required to go to double school to make up for it. Double school goes from 5:00 a.m. until 8:00 p.m. everyday including weekends and well into the summer which has now been canceled, there will be no summer this year on account of the snow; and in cafeteria news the winter storm has interrupted all shipments of pizza so get ready for raw potato week, Every kid gets a raw potato on a fork I'm Fred Newsman Channel 7 News
**Kimmel then shows a clip of Trump saying protesters are paid agitators to which he replies:**
He can't imagine anyone ever doing anything without getting paid for it. These are not paid agitators, they are concerned Americans. If they're paid agitators prove it. You keep saying they're paid agitators, prove it. You know who is a paid agitator? You are a paid agitator, you, literally. {Trump's wealth has increased by 1.4 billion dollars since he took office one year ago]
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[KE: Comedy may not heal but it makes dying tolerable.]
Since I added DIY home hospice to this blog about global warming, I'm also including what I do to keep from going down down down as all the stuff that's about to happen to the planet and USA happens, and as all the stuff that's happening to my body happens, all at the same time. That's why it's called DIY hospice on a heating planet blog.
EXTRA:
Getting rid of Kristi Noem at DHS is only cosmetic change. [Both Stephanie Miller and Charlie Pierce made that joke this week.]
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