Yesterday Noem said, everything I've done I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen Miller. So you were just following orders, this was all just a nothingburger? Oh I'm sorry I misread that. It's a Nuremberger. [Transcript by voice typing] Right now Minnesotans are still being terrorized by Trump's goons and it's not entirely clear when it will end; in the wake of two murders by anti-immigration agents, Trump has removed border patrol agent Greg Bovino, seen here embodying Coco Chanel's famous motto: I love Nazis. MORE BELOW: "ICE Outrage Goes Viral | White House Blame Game | Ilhan Omar: Tough Under Pressure | Poo-tomac River" monologue Colbert Jan 28Cont'd: Bovino has been replaced in Minnesota by border czar and happiest meatball on the steam tray Tom Honan. That's all we know; it's too early to know if Trump is actually trying to deescalate the violence or just rearranging the douchebags on the Titanic.
Right now so far for what we can tell, it looks a little bit like option b because this morning Trump posted surprisingly, Mayor Jacob Frye has just stated that Minneapolis does not and will not enforce Federal immigration laws; this is after having had a very good conversation with him, could somebody please explain that he is playing with fire/
I had a very good conversation no folks I had a very good conversation with Mayor Fry just like i had a great relationship with his uncle Mayor McCheese but now
Folks now mayor fry is playing with fire when he should be playing in the fryer; the administration is feeling the Heat because Americans are outraged Age anti-ICE mania is everywhere; in fact this weekend on Instagram Reddit tiktok and YouTube posts critical of ice went viral even in a political online spaces for example on one subreddit for playfully padding your cat like you're playing the Bongos the moderator got a record number of upvotes after posting quote if you still support Trump / ice even slightly you're not welcome in the sub 2.30 funny [footage]
A lot of the anger has been directed at Homeland Security secretary and girlfriend a lonely sailor made from Driftwood and kelp, Kristi Noem.
On Saturday Noem was. quick to call Alex Pretti a domestic terrorist without evidence; now house Democrats are threatening to impeach her and even some Republicans are demanding her resignation.
But yesterday Trump said no when asked by a reporter if no one would step down adding, I think she's doing a very good job I think she's doing a very good job folks nope she's doing excellent-
There's no one else I'd rather have everyone blame for my mindless cruelty she's perfect first off she's a woman and nobody likes that for her part in trying to blame other people for immediately labeling the murder victim a domestic terrorist.
Yesterday she reportedly said everything I've done I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen Miller.
So you were just following orders this was all just a nothingburger?
Oh I'm sorry I misread that. It's a Nuremberger
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That line that will go down in comedy and world history is at 4.0 in the video; then around 4.40 in describing infighting at the White House, this line explodes the crowd:
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This is a real snake eating its own tail which I believe is how Stephen Miller reproduces
Watch the entire opening monologue here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SN3vdDKct9o
Kings had court jesters to provide emotional release to the masses for their rage.
For those like me doing Do It Yourself hospice- due to a dying body, planet, government, environment, culture, and everything pretty much completely falling apart- I hope to post something funny most mornings, because that's how I'm surviving. I find comedy usually on YouTube and play it and laugh and it reverses the SAD; so now when I find something that makes me actually laugh out loud, that video will make it to Comedy Therapy at the blog. Court jesters kept their heads...
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