TRANSCRIPT (Video linked below)
So there's a lot to talk about, election is only two months away. And of course it happens every time. Doesn’t even matter who runs, every year we do this. It always comes down to a few thousand people in three states who can't make up their mind between two items on the menu, you [Applause] know.
Best
thing about living in California is that we're not a swing state, so they leave
us alone, really. I mean all year in L.A. I think I’ve seen one Trump sign and
Scott Baio was sleeping under it, just a joke, we kid, all in good fun, no.
We
have we have much bigger problems out here. Today here it was 118 in the Valley.
Oh I was sweating like JD Vance in a donut shop, wow [Applause] oh it it was
hot. Kanye’s wife asked him if she could put something on so she could take
something off, I mean it [Applause] was.
But
if you're a political Watcher, it is getting exciting, because the debate is
Tuesday, a few days away, you excited about that I cannot wait to see this
thing, Trump and Kamala.
Trump
says he doesn't know whether Kamala is Indian or she'll be black that night, so
he's preparing two sets of slurs. And this is great. They they finally resolved
the microphone issue with the debate. They've been arguing about this for weeks
now.
Kamala
wanted the mics on when the other guy was talking so we could find out what a
nut Trump is, you know, not like we don't know. And Trump wanted them off. And Trump
won, the microphones will be off. And this is weird. He also asked that my
microphone be turned off.
Very
very strict rules during this debate. No huddling with your advisers during the
commercial breaks. You only get when you're out there a pad paper and water. And
Kamala asked for Tim Walz. But other than that uh but look-
The
Democrats switched their strategy. They used to be about democracy. Trump is
threatening democracy which he is but that [ __ ] didn't sell yeah democracy
whatever.
So
they went to he's weird. People love this. This is selling. People are buying
this one. And it's really upsetting Trump because he was doing an interview
with Sean Hannity and he's kind of obsessed with this weird thing.
He
said no, Walz is the one who's weird. He said, JD Vance is a solid rock. And then
he said and you know what, I'm a very solid rock. That's so Trump. He always
has to be better even when he's calling you a rock he has to be a better Rock I
mean [Applause].
It's
almost like it's weird.
But
here's the other thing that we've seen many times, you see it every election cycle,
they're going through it again. The music that the Republican plays at their
rallies is not- the people they're playing do want- don't play our music we
hate you.
And
Bruce Springsteen went through you too. We went through this Jackson Brown,,
Rage Against the Machine had to tell the guy look we hate you, we think you are
the machine, that's why we're raging so [Applause]. Now now I think the Isaac
Hayes estate is is upset because Trump has been playing Hold On I'm Coming and
he said no you can't play Hold On I'm Coming.
And
Trump said oh when else am I ever going to hear that, come on [Applause]. And okay
so two months of the election and again something we've seen before-
And
now we see it every time. Russia is at it again, interfering with our elections.
We saw it when they got involved with Facebook putting [ __ ] up there remember.
We saw it again in all social media. Now this time they're big on influencers,
Gamers, any any place where real people are online.
I'm pretty sure my Only Fans girlfriend is taking orders from Putin because I asked her yesterday I said I asked her if she swallows and she said, yes, Ukraine. All right.
END OF MONOLOGUE
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For some reason only video Real Time YouTube channel posted of this monologue is only 2 mins long
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WauBS8IBTwU
but you can find it out there other places
Another addition to the cofa Blog Transcript Project
Posted by Kay Ebeling, volunteering my blog to help Harris/Walz get elected
-ke
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