[Another entry in Transcripts for Harris / Walz at CofA Blog]
“Chingon… I faced hardships no human being would want to endure, all so I could vote for comptroller of Suffolk County.”
John Leguizamo: Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up, everybody? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] It's
John Leguizamo here.
Look, in two short months,
America is going to be deciding whether to elect Kamala Harris, its first
woman, or Donald Trump, its grossest man. And I'm here because, you know how
every time they say that a bell rings an angel gets its wings? Well, every time
Donald says anything racist about a Latino, a handsome Colombian guy goes on
The Daily Show. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
[TRILLING R'S] And if you watched
the debate this week, you should know that Trump said a lot of shit about
Latinos and immigration, even, even when he wasn't being asked about
immigration.
[CLIP]
Q: When it comes to the economy,
do you believe Americans are better off than they were four years ago?
DT: We have millions of people
pouring into our country from prisons and jails, from mental institutions and
insane asylums. They're dangerous. They're at the highest level of criminality,
and we have to get them out. We have to get them out fast.
[END CLIP]
Oh, great answer about the
economy, asshole. You really, really nailed it. It's like this dude has
immigration Tourette's or something. Do you want fries with that, sir? You know
what I don't want? I don't want immigrants eating our beautiful cats and dogs.
And these days, Republicans
aren't just stoking fears about immigrants committing crimes and eating our
pets. They're saying immigrants are sneaking into our American elections?
Republican leaders are now
calling on Congress to pass what they're calling, an Election Integrity Bill.
The Safeguard American Voter Eligibility or SAVE Act, would require registered
voters to provide proof of citizenship, and for states to remove non-citizens
from their lists of eligible voters.
[CLIP]
Ted Cruz: And we want US citizens
to vote, but we don't want illegal votSes.
Steve Scalise: Block illegal
aliens from voting in our elections!
Lauren Boebert: Joe Biden and his
regime are shelling out benefits to illegal immigrants like Oprah Winfrey on
her show. Everyone gets a vote.
[END CLIP]
You're right, Lauren Boebert.
You're right. You can't just casually give votes away. They're not like, like a
hand job at a Beetlejuice musical. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
And just so everyone's up to
speed, what this bill does, is require everyone to register with a
documentation proving citizenship, like a passport or a birth certificate. And
maybe you're thinking, well, you know, if there's a big problem of non-citizens
voting illegally, why not try to stop it? Well, because there isn't a big
problem! There isn't even a small problem! There isn't a problem at all. Do you
need to hear it in Spanish? No Problemo! [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
Data shows that non-citizen
immigrants almost never vote. And why would they? Who would risk going to
prison or getting deported just for an, I Voted sticker? [CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
Can you imagine what that person would be thinking?
 |
| :"Chingon" |
Chingon. [in thick accent] I
travel hundreds of miles, pay tens of thousands of dollars, left my beloved
ones and faced hardships no human being would ever want to endure, so all I
could do was vote for comptroller of Suffolk County. !Si se puede! CHEERING,
APPLAUSE]
[END CLIP]
If you ask me, this whole thing
is just Republicans trying to suppress the Latino vote. And you know why I
think that? Because of stuff like this.
[CLIP]
The New York Times obtained
recordings by conservative activists saying that non-citizens could be
dissuaded from voting by posting signs in Spanish warning against illegally
registering. They also suggested purging voter rolls by searching for ethnic names.
[END CLIP]
Damn. If they're looking for ethnic names to purge from the voting rolls, I am [BLEEP]. I mean, John, what's with that weird ass silent h? And by the time they got to Leguizamo, I'd be lucky if I could vote for The Masked Singer.
There is something funny about
these Republican cabrones trying to write anti-voting signs in Spanish, because
I doubt they have any Spanish speaking friends. They're just going to their
cleaning ladies like, hey, Consuelo, como se dice, you cannot vote? And you
know Consuelo will come back like, oh, I got you, papi. Yeah, I said tengo un
pene pequeño. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] They're
not going to catch me. The censors won't know what the [BLEEP] that is. Oops, that
they would know.
All right, so, so basically, the
only people these Republicans want voting is white people. So, if you want to
vote, your skin better be as pure and as white as cocaine powder.
Ma, I don't actually know what
cocaine is. I mean, is it white? I've never seen it. I definitely don't know
what it smells like. I'm just kidding. My mom's a big coke head.
!!!
If they're looking for ethnic names to purge from the voting rolls, by the time they got to Leguizamo, I'd be lucky if I could vote for The Masked Singer
!!!
The point is, that Republicans
are saying illegal aliens are stealing our votes, when in reality, they're the
ones stealing votes by using racist fear mongering to suppress them.
And not only does this hurt
democracy, but it also hurts real people, especially Latinos, because all the
latest data is showing that hate crimes against Latinos are way up in America.
And this bullshit suppresses the vote and propagates false narrative that
Latinos don't belong here. When we do. We belong here. [CHEERING, APPLAUSE] Oh,
yeah. Thank you. You make me feel like I belong.
Thank you. My own family goes
back years on this continent, bitch! And we're almost done unpacking. Just got
a few more boxes left. So,
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