Sunday, July 27, 2014

Hire a Terrorist

I wonder how much global hoarding of wealth is the cause of wars in Iraq, Syria, Israel, Ukraine et al, in other words, if all these young people were at work and prospering, would they sign up for upstart armies? Hmm, same with gang warfare on urban streets in USA, I mean, if they could get a job that starts at 40K with a chance for promotion, do you think they would be gunning each other down in city parks? I'm just saying. . .

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Tuesday, July 15, 2014

News today like a gynechology exam

When reporters just publish what the PR machine produces, repeating the same story instead of really digging, it's not news, it's a Pap Smear.

Per Dictionary Dot Com


1  noun
soft food for infants or invalids, as bread soaked in water ormilk.
an idea, talk, book, or the like, lacking substance or real value

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Sunday, July 13, 2014

Will there be Weed in Space?

Centuries from now Earthlings will be out past our solar system, it's inevitable.  We'll be interacting with humanoid and other life forms. 
It's likely that interaction will be through commerce. I predict the product that will put Earth on the stellar map is not oil or some crude rock but. . . Weed.
I bet Cannabis Sativa ends up being the unique product we have here on Earth that you can’t get on any other planet, once we start traveling in space.  
Happy Sunday 
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Tuesday, July 8, 2014

My Gay Squash Plant

It only has male flowers

My gay squash plant is driving the bees crazy.  They buzz in and find a male, then fly out going nuts looking for a female flower.  “This dang gay squash plant,” I said to a neighbor walking by as I watered.  “It takes a whole bucket of water a night, sometimes two, and then all it does is produce male flowers.”

“Ain't that just like a man,” she laughed, and walked on.

I guess that's the nature of crook neck yellow squash.  You're supposed to plant more than one of them, or you end up like this, with an enormous plant that sucks up all the water and fertilizer and then never produces a vegetable. 

Oh my gay squash plant is nice to look at, with those bright yellow erect flowers, but it's kind of like living in West Hollywood.

This dang plant has nothing but male flowers.  So every day you see the guys lying around, their petals all splayed out and inviting in a way that makes me realize, man, sex is universal, a common denominator all over nature, probably all over the universe, in fact the Big Bang is probably one big orgasm, creation is one big ongoing orgasm, and you see it in these plants as they grow.

Except if you don't have both male and female flowers, it drives the bees crazy. 

They buzz in and find a male flower all splayed out with its balls pointing up.  The bee dives in and does its thing.

The bees really seem to like whatever it is they do in there. 

But then in my garden, the bee flies out going, okay, where is a female where is a female.  It hovers over a flower here and a flower there and all it can find is male flowers.  The bee goes around and around getting dizzy and crazy and flies off to other parts of the garden looking for a female and I don't think anyone else planted yellow crook neck squash in our little garden at this senior citizen apartment complex in Lancaster, so it's all a lost cause.

Like living in West Hollywood.

At left, all male flowers on one side

Below, all male flowers on other side

I stand out there every night watering this gay squash plant and all it ever really does is look good, and it does that good, it really does look good.

It is a pretty plant. 

But after I water it, I go back into my home feeling so empty.


Thursday, July 3, 2014

Deport Murrieta Barbarians

Not My California
After a thousand years of humans migrating North and South America, I feel their steps when my feet touch ground here in Mojave. What I want to deport are cellulite riddled white ladies in short shorts carrying hate signs. Send them back to Barbaria. 
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Inspired by Rachel Maddow: 
The Best Journalist in the World, Rachel Maddow

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Ironic is a better word

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Isn't it a funny coincidence that as Iraq happens, mostly guys with big weapons slaughtering masses of people, in the USA we have this phenomenon of guys getting big weapons and slaughtering masses of people?  Maybe funny is not the right word.
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